Thursday, March 24, 2011

Rachel Ray Eats Her Dog (Pictures)

Rachel Ray Eats Her Dog (Pictures)

Rachael Ray has made a career out of exotic new cooking techniques, and this Tails Magazine headline implies that next on her list may be Children Stew followed by Pit Bull Funnel Cake. Let's hope there are decent cooking facilities in the prison cell next to Hannibal Lecter.

Making Rachael Ray look like she's posing in the middle of Donald Trump's hair is one thing. Using a pun that sounds like something Ray J might say to his tricks while he's on all fours is another. But giving me the image of Rachel's own brand of dog and human-infused EVOO is a punishable offense! I've got plenty of commas over here (as you can tell by the way I overuse them), so Tails could've knocked on my door and asked to borrow a cup

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